Catch Celebrities with their fly zipped, or lack of it…

Jessica Alba has a new found craze on eating and a new activity on killing time. In an excerpt:

Washington (ANI): American actress Jessica Alba, who likes to let the world know what”s happening in her life through her blog, has now made another confession on it – a love of board games. Jessica had previously written about how she loved French ham and cheese sandwiches, and how she now finds board games to be the latest craze in her life.

“Been playing a lot of board games lately,” People mag quoted her as having written. “Apples to Apples is a new favourite of mine. I know super cool right,” she wrote. She is even using her MySpace Celebrity blog to write about everything from the weather to the paparazzi. “Being preggers in this heat takes everything to another level. Guess they even work on holidays,” Alba remarked about an Easter Sunday encounter with the paparazzi.

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Spoof has entertained us once more and now via Miley Cyrus. In an excerpt of the story found here.

Vatican City – After responding to a command performance for the Pope to sing for him in Vatican City, Miley Cyrus reportedly, shortly after she was introduced to the Holy See, left before she could sing for the head of the Catholic Church. Witnesses say Cyrus left in tears, after he voiced his disappointment in front of her and an audience of visiting pilgrims from Our Lady of the Holy Trinity that Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus were one in the same person.
“The Pontiff was gravely disappointed to find that Hannah Montana was not a real person, but merely a stage persona assumed by the child called Miley Cyrus,” said a spokesman for the Vatican.

Apparently, Pope Benedict XVI is not familiar with popular culture which he believes stands in his way of stepping out of the shadows of the previous Pope, John Paul II. So, he hastily arranged a meeting with Hannah Montana thinking she actually existed.