Spoof has entertained us once more and now via Miley Cyrus. In an excerpt of the story found here.

Vatican City - After responding to a command performance for the Pope to sing for him in Vatican City, Miley Cyrus reportedly, shortly after she was introduced to the Holy See, left before she could sing for the head of the Catholic Church. Witnesses say Cyrus left in tears, after he voiced his disappointment in front of her and an audience of visiting pilgrims from Our Lady of the Holy Trinity that Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus were one in the same person.
"The Pontiff was gravely disappointed to find that Hannah Montana was not a real person, but merely a stage persona assumed by the child called Miley Cyrus," said a spokesman for the Vatican.

Apparently, Pope Benedict XVI is not familiar with popular culture which he believes stands in his way of stepping out of the shadows of the previous Pope, John Paul II. So, he hastily arranged a meeting with Hannah Montana thinking she actually existed.