A funny articles seems jealous with David Cook as he found his girlfriend in the closet spending a lot of time with David Cook. In an excerpt: I’m coming after you… Yes, I Am. I will find your Kryptonite, I will exploit your weaknesses and I will strip you of whatever magical power you apparently possess that makes you The.American.Catnip to every red-blooded Cougar and Puma in existence! That’s right, watch your back, Nepeta Cataria, because Mr. Big is on the Trail.

After all… There.Can.Be.Only.One… And I’m not going down without a fight!

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